she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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