if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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