Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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