i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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