Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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