Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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