All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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