is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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