rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The Olympian is in my bed
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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