Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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