he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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