Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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