a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.