At least make sure they are 18
Pappa wants mamma naked
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.