you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?