first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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