my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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