Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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