My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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