giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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