I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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