i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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