gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
