Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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