I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I had to cum in my sink.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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