dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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