at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
