Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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