yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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