how can u be prego again
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my phone needs a breathalizer
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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