I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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