so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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