let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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