Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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