Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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