I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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