Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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