Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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