Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I pour the whiskey from now on
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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