He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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