Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Randomize
