singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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