I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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