if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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