she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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