We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Actions speak louder than pants.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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