Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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