Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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