Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Randomize