Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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