Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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