i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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