I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
