I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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