so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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