no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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